Simran having smaller
Rambha - bigger
Ramyakrishnan - one is Big and one is small
Aishwaryarai - Both are small
What is that?
You dirty minds. I am talking about the letter 'R'.
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Do you know why girls don't keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket?
B'coz can't get signals near hills & mountains |
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Do you know why boys keep thier mobiles in pant pockets?
B'coz signals are high near the tower....
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Chemistry ke teacher ne Ek ladki ko poocha...
Teacher:: What are nitrates?
Ladki:: Ladki ne Sharmate hue jawab diya "2500/- plus hotel room
bill". |
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Q:: What is the difference between pulling a curtain and pan ty??
A:: When you pull a curtain, "It means that the show is over".
But, pulling down a pan ty means "It's show time". |
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BOYS PLEDGE:
India is our nation,
Girls are our destination,
Flirting is our Profession,
Dating is our Occupation,
to hell with our Education |
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GIRLS POLICY:
Fraud with innocent boys;
Fun with Handsome boys;
Friendship with Smart boys;
Love with Faithful boys;
Marriage with Rich boys. |
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Lady asked the time to a Sardar. He replied "bra panties"
She slapped him and said, "I asked you the time". Sardar said wahi
tho "BARAH PAINTEES" <12:35> |
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Traveller to co-passenger on seeing her zip open:
"Madam, your lips are laughing". She replied "yeah, it wants a
cigarette" |
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A girl and boy sitting alone. The boy started
touching the girl.
GIRL: Don't touch me, all this only after marriage...
BOY: OK, call me when you are married. |
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Sardar was driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh. He puts his
hand on her lap. She smiles and says, "You can go further dear".
So, Sardar drives to SHIMLA.
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A boy from third class asked his teacher, can a girl of my age
have babies?
She said, "What? NEVER"
Boy told the girl sitting next, "See, I told you not to worry"
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A 5 year old boy asked a Pregnant lady: What is that?
The lady told, "This is my baby and I love him very much".
Boy: Then why did you eat him?? |
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